Can I get into Princeton, Columbia, Stanford, Cornell, Northwestern, John Hopkins?

Ok you idiot..........your stats are well over the 85 percent mark of the people that apply to these colleges....that means you are competing against the top 15% of applicants.....and the only way you can out do them is by a strong "shagelisious" essay....and a bit of appeal...but seriously quit asking question that you already have the answers to.....