I have a Podcast that i am just starting up and need some ideas of wind up calls to companies.....?

Can anyone help me with some funnies that i can use for the podcast.....??? I have so far called holiday inn, reception and requested Sprouts from brussels, cheese from cheddar and a couple of swedes from sweden. also called burger king to try and find out how much Ham is in a hamburger.... Anyone else have anything that i could use??? Please help!